Mom: Dears, please say your prayers before you sleep.
Quick muttering of “Our Father”
6YO: Mom, how can God hear when we speak?
Mom: You know dear that he is everywhere.
6YO: Why do we pray?
Mom: So he can tell you what to do.
6YO: But how can God talk to us?
Mom: Well, you cant really hear him talk but he makes you do the right things.
6YO expressing shock!: Does that mean he controls us?
6YO: What if God controls me to do one thing and I do something else?
By this time this mom is wishing her mom was around!